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Upgrades Complete

Thursday, January 10, 2008 19:34

Server upgrades are complete.

Just in time for the Maal Hijrah Holidays.

Do check out the Kedai.TV Operations Blog for any scheduled maintenance on the Ads Server or the Marketplace as the system admin is away on leave for the weekend.

Check out the Ads Marketplace too!

Marhaban Eid Mubarak

Wednesday, December 19, 2007 14:52
Posted in category Uncategorized

Salam Aidul Adha.

To All, wishing you Salam Aidil Adha. May the days be graced with the Blessings of Allah.

Happy Holidays people

Happy Holidays!

Friday, December 14, 2007 20:31
Posted in category Uncategorized

Well, it’s the end of the year..and time of the year we clear our leave and stuff like that. Unfortunately, we have TWO LOGGER HEAD who run different offices. Well, THREE plus one Baby (or two at times).

And so, We are CLOSING OUR OFFICE FOR HOLIDAY FROM THE FOLLOWING:

20th Dec, (Thursday) Eidul Adha / Hari Raya Haji
25th Dec, (Tuesday) Christmas
January 1st (Tuesday) New Year

However, our NORTHERN REGION are a bit more fanatical, and since they deal with Europeans and American Business, they added a few more.

19th Dec , WEDNESDAY in lieu of Eidul Adha in Mekah, since Wukuf is on 18th. Boxing Day is also observed on WEDNESDAY 26th and Monday 24th is a Shut-Down in view of their Head Offices in UK are SHUT! The Eve of the New Year is also a BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY, so they will be shut. In view of the Wukuf is on TUESDAY, and since Saudi Arabia is within the Solar Sights, they are also shutting down on FRIDAY 21st, as it is a Holiday in the Northern States, and since Friday is a Holiday,it is also being brought on to 27th December, which is THURSDAY! 28th December is also a Non-Working Day for them.

In SHORT, Northern Region , European and American Offices are SHUT from 1130Hours (0330hrs GMT) on the 18th of December in view of the Eve of Wukuf and will back in Operations on 1330hours on WEDNESDAY 2nd January 2008. Irish, Italian and Scottish Offices are SHUT and will be back for business on MONDAY 7th January 2008.

Network Operations are always here, Remotely, even though the office is SHUT. The London Office will operate with NEW NUMBERS in 2008, so watch for it.

RA Tree Intra Holdings Operations and Head Office in JOHOR are always should be open,( unless the boss and crew got drunk with Lamb Shank BBQs and land themselves into Hospital for indigestion) and the emergency call numbers will still be answered.

NETWORK OPERATIONS will be running POST NOEL UPGRADES and checks. So systems are intermittent. Updates are needed and we try to minimize the downtime. I will try to make sure it is done as planned, but with over Terrabytes of Data to update and sync, we can try, hoping Telekom don’t play punk then, just as how much we take our absence.

In soothe, we wish you HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Drive Safely, Drink and Drive don’t MIX!

See you next year.

From Me

Azrin @ http://www.azrin.net

The Lazy idiotic boss

New Products to be lauched!!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 9:46
Posted in category New Products Launching

Be prepared Customers of RAT 3!!

We are in the process of launching a new product!

However before any of them can be found over the shelf, Le Vamp will have to burn midnight oil to try out the prototypes. You can see the sneak peaks at her site.

Hopefully there won’t be any bugs and roaches to be found but if there is, Le Vamp will be there to eat them out. We will be hearing more news from the technical team soon and an official newsletter from our directors on their thoughts of the new products.

For any information on our TFT LCD Monitors, do not hesitate to contact Le Vamp or Big RAT.

Standby for S of a Disaster

Thursday, November 8, 2007 18:45
Posted in category Uncategorized

Standby for more disaster as the HUGE IDIOTIC RAT is up to his old tricks and messing with cascading and some development in the web server cluster 3-13. As reported today, he will be implementing the Kedai TV Klicks which will integrate with the blogging system and the accounting with the php Advertising System, which is supposed to work properly with the Photo Server and the phpBB Forum database system.

As we all know how disastrous Ninja RAT is at programming and al the more he is recoding the ioncube with php and SQL inserts and call ups with the payment gateway authorisation.

What made worst was the little NOISY NAPPY THROWING MOUSE aka Princess Tun King Tia made a huge commotion today in the GSC Sunway Mall Cinema while being too excited and bored to death at the same time with the BEE MOVIE. Excited ..Yes.. Noisy…yes… BORED AND LOOKING FOR TROUBLE? ALSO YES.

So, standby for some mishaps while Test Application is run on LIVE DATABASE PRODUCTION SERVERS!

Don’t say we did not warn you RATS.
Here..Have a Cake…
Chocolate Cheese Cake

Compliments of Noisy Mouse Inc.

Very Noisy Messy Nappy

Fixed

Tuesday, November 6, 2007 4:33
Posted in category Technical Faults

Bugs fixed. All the necessary details and missing links and pages have been rectified. The site is now deemed safe and workable.

Hopefully we won’t have any repetitions of it or anything that can cause a disruption in Le RATS messy lair.

posted by: Le Vamp

MIA

Monday, November 5, 2007 4:06
Posted in category Uncategorized

Regrets and apologies to viewers who are trying to view the Featured Products pictures.

Due to some technical faults, pictures went missing and links are not working.

Do not worry, our trusty Techies will try to get back all the MIA featured product files and Le Vamp tries to shake Le Snake aka Ninja Turtle to wake up.

posted by: Le Vamp 

One Dead RAT

Monday, October 29, 2007 20:49
Posted in category Uncategorized

Well ALMOST.
The big FAT RAT….I mean the Ninja Turtle did the unforgivable last weekend. He ran a full fledge advertising campaign which CRASHED the WEBSERVER CLUSTERS 205-270 in Dallas,Texas.

Serve him right! Fiddle things again.

So the after effect these sites were affected :
Chef in the Kitchen ( In the Kitchen With Kak Mar) – Intermittent lag.
Dirty Nappies ( What’s the Story with Tia Baby ) – SUSPENDED > No more Nappying about! Still…she’s trashing more stuff on her yellow scooter …from what i heard.
GEEKS ZONE – Restored. (easy for you to say huh?)
Melayu in Europe – Still Down > SUSPENDED, files are in transfer
Singaporean in Europe – Dead > SUSPENDED, Files awaiting Decompression
Citizen News Europe – DEAD ( YOU STILL RUN THIS?!!) > SUSPENDED TFN
Visit the Garden of England – KENT – DEAD (DID YOU RUN A BACKUP??!!)

MODS and other Applications on server 539 is also waiting decompression.

RATREE SITE is not controlled and affected. But I’ll make it a point to back it up.
Don’t trust this rat lurking about.

Down for the weekend Haul

Monday, October 22, 2007 1:04
Posted in category Uncategorized

Due to the current influenza that is plaguing the occupants of Le RATs, the system will be temporarily facing some inactivity until Le Vamp has recovered. Fast recovery to her but Le RATs will still try to fiddle a few Knicks and Knacks and hopefully doesn’t blow any CPU or any that is related to it..

If it does…. Le Vamp doesn’t need to know now, does she…

Just Dessert…..

Wednesday, October 17, 2007 10:21
Posted in category Uncategorized

Someone had eaten ALL most of the Cheesecake that the Queen Bee made.

So, as a justification … the penalty of gobbling up all the Just Desserts is….

Don’t ask what happened. It’s another JASON KING incident.

The moral of the Story is… don’t trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. And Do what you PREACH.

Reported by Lord Ninja Turtle